When you're stuck like glue
When you need some goo

When you're stuck like glue, Vaseline
When you're black and blue, Vaseline

When you're stuck like glue
Give me some

When you're stuck like glue
If you'd like to woo, Vaseline

If it's hot like you,
Give me some

Do you need a clue,
I want some Vaseline, Vaseline, Vaseline, Vaseline, Vaseline, Vaseline.

"Meant to be funny." - Justine

"It was just me being in the bathroom trying to make up words to go with a melody and I couldn't think of anything, and there was a pot of Vaseline on the side of the basin, so I just sang it. Damon was in the bath at the time, and I sang it to him, and he was laughing, so I thought, if he finds it amusing then probably somebody else will, too." - Justine